Skinny stringer, you old age stinger

You stung your arm last night

It sent your mind a-wand’rin’

You’re such a sleaze, please do leave

Don’t stay in the flop house by the ocean

Slow-talkin’ guys with strange red eyes

Have put things in your head

And sent your mind a-wand’rin’

They failed you so, please do go

Please get out now of the Portofino

Portofino, Portofino

Where life’s never smooth

You’ll lose your mind in the mornin’

You can amble through needle park

Throw up all day in the Portofino

Like life told you, can you dig it?

If you wanna leave

We’ll be glad to help you

Ah, ’cause we loathe you so, please do go

Please get out now of the Portofino

Portofino, Portofino

Where life’s never smooth

You’ll lose your mind in the mornin’

You can amble through needle park

Throw up all day in the Portofino

Portofino

Portofino

Portafino