Committee Wants Mayor Blakespear to Lose 2022 State Senate Election
“When my husband, Bud, and I heard that Catherine is running to replace termed-out Bates in state Senate District 36,” said Cardiffian Kana Biss, “we said, no way José, we can’t let that woman ruin so much geography. I mean, cripes, she’s screwed Encinitas and now, as SANDAG chair, she’s screwing the whole county!
“We got together with neighbors from all five Encinitas communities and decided to form a committee dedicated to having Catherine join Gaspar in political oblivion,” said Biss. “We needed a memorable name for the committee, an acronym like the immortal CREEP, Nixon’s Committee to Re-elect the President.
“We puzzled over it for almost an hour and settled on BOOPO,” said Biss. “It’s Blakespear Out of Public Office. It’s kind of catchy, don’t you think?
“Catherine is really dangerous,” said Biss. “To the uninitiated, she comes across as harmless, well-intended and believable. In reality, she’s the opposite. Now she wants to one-up Tasha. Tasha bailed halfway through her Planning Commission term to run for City Council. Then she bailed halfway through that term to run for state Assembly.
“When Catherine ran for mayor in 2020,” said Biss, “she knew she would run for state Senate in ’22. But she couldn’t do that without being an office holder. She’s using Encinitas and SANDAG as steppingstones. She wants to be governor of California.
“Have you seen the photo of Catherine and the other council members in front of the Ave Maria Resort sign?” said Biss. “Oh, wait, Bud tells me it’s Alila Marea, my mistake. Anyway, her position in the group, her stance and body English say it all. It’s a dominatrix pose. She’s really just a small-town girl saying, hey, I’m cool, I finagled this colossal hotel. In fact, all the council members are wannabes posing as hip urbanites.
“A dollar will get you 20 that hotel will start cutting its rates real soon,” said Biss. “I mean, who’s going to pay $700 to $5,700 a night to stay in that place? What are the nearby attractions? Legoland? Costco? The shrunken flower fields? Anybody going to the races can stay in Solana Beach or Del Mar. They’re closer, way less expensive and not pretentious. Maybe Alila comped Catherine to get her endorsement.
“We BOOPO founders invite you to join us,” said Biss. “Help us banish Catherine to political oblivion. Call (760) 633-2600 for information.”
