Monday, June 8, 2020


Encinitas Mayor Blamed for Every Problem in City

Mayor Catherine Blakespear gets blamed for every problem in Encinitas:

Horse chestnuts in Olivenhain — blame Blakespear!

Termites in the boat houses — blame Blakespear!

Ripped seats in the La Paloma theater — blame Blakespear!

Elitist vegetable gardens — blame Blakespear!

Traffic jams throughout the city — blame Blakespear!

Red tide — blame Blakespear!

May gray — blame Blakespear!

Closed schools — blame Blakespear!

5G — blame Blakespear!

Clueless Facebook live events — blame Blakespear!

Lousy Housing Element — blame Blakespear!

High unemployment — blame Blakespear!

Sting ray attacks — blame Blakespear!

Long lines outside Trader Joe’s — blame Blakespear!

Crisscross pedestrian walks at D and E Streets — blame Blakespear!

Closed beach parking lots — blame Blakespear!

Not enough diversity — blame Blakespear!

Misspent tax revenue — blame Blakespear!

Shark attacks — blame Blakespear!

Heavy April rain — blame Blakespear!

Economic decline — blame Blakespear!

Chicken abuse — blame Blakespear!

Sticky sidewalks downtown — blame Blakespear!

Stack-and-pack housing — blame Blakespear!

Closed restaurants, bars and salons — blame Blakespear!

Loud motorcycles on Highway 101 — blame Blakespear!

High residential rents — blame Blakespear!

Bike wrecks on Cardiff 101 — blame Blakespear!

Restricted speaker time — blame Blakespear!

Too many alcohol joints — blame Blakespear!

No cannabis joints — blame Blakespear!

Rampant homelessness — blame Blakespear!

Vacant storefronts — blame Blakespear!

Gridlocked Streetscape plan — blame Blakespear!

No red-light cameras — blame Blakespear!

Train noise everywhere but Cardiff — blame Blakespear!

Happy-talk newsletters — blame Blakespear!

Onshore winds — blame Blakespear!

Ignored residents — blame Blakespear!

Undersized roundabouts — blame Blakespear!

Dirty, crushed bollards — blame Blakespear!

COVID-19 — blame Blakespear!

Terrible roads — blame Blakespear!

High commercial rents — blame Blakespear!

Homeless parking lot — blame Blakespear!

Huge pension debt — blame Blakespear!

Cardiff Kook — blame Blakespear!

Hare-brained social media sites — blame Blakespear!

June gloom — blame Blakespear!