Protesters’ Rallying Cry: Give Me Liberty and Death!

They’re taking away our freedoms! It’s tyranny! They’re coming for our guns!

This pandemic thing is a hoax. There aren’t really over a million cases and 67,000 deaths in the US. That’s a lie spread by the elite and the lefty media. Fauci and the others aren’t experts. They’re frauds.

Wearing masks and keeping six feet away from other people is a joke. It’s a scam by mask and measuring-tape makers.

The elite want to shut down their competition. They just want to limit the options and hoard more money for themselves.

Everybody except Trump and his favorites is wrong. They just want to keep us scared to death and take advantage of the fear they spread.

Trump and his buddies are the only ones who know what they’re talking about. They got ahead of the curve, and they’ve been right about everything from the start.

Workers want to work. Teachers want to teach. Runners want to run. Bikers want to ride. Skaters want to skate. Surfers want to surf. Swimmers want to swim. Nobody wants to hunker down at home all day and night. This stay home stuff is a bunch of hooey. We want freedom!

So what if a few old farts die. They had it coming anyway. They’re just taking up space that could be better used by young people.

So what if a few blacks and browns die. They don’t produce anything. They don’t pay taxes. Most are on food stamps and welfare. They’re leeching off the rest of us. Good riddance.

Long live liberty and assault rifles!