The Red Tide Is a Commie Plot!
“Of course it’s a commie plot,” said Amar Reo, “why else would it be called a red tide?
“You can say that collusion was a hoax, that the Mueller Report was a hoax, that the Steele Dossier was a hoax, that impeachment was a hoax and even that the coronavirus is a hoax, but the red tide is real. You can see it, you can smell it, it’s killing fish. It’s using up all the oxygen. There’s no doubt it’s real.
“It’s a commie plot to foul our air, slime our ocean and take away our freedom to surf. The Russians, the Chinese, the North Koreans and all the other commies got together and figured out a sneaky way to mess us up. They made it look like biology.
“But the science is fake. The commie plot is devious genius. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Blakespear and the other pinkos are in on it. None of them surf anyway, so the red tide doesn’t bother them. I bet they live far enough away from the ocean that they can’t smell it either.
“The commies will stop at nothing. They’re out to take away our freedoms and destroy our democracy. They envy the American way of life. But they want everybody to wear a uniform and think the same. When they can’t beat us one way, they try another.
